Plumbers offer a valuable service for home and business owners. From new construction to clogged toilets and drains, plumbers in Allentown, PA come to the rescue.
Plumbing problems are not funny, but if you can find a little humor in life it can you in stressful situations.
Found on Google recently were some humorous plumbing slogans, “Stop Freakin… Call Beacon!” Or “don’t sleep with a drip tonight”. How about “we repair what your husband fixed” and “The lone drainer- he’ll come pronto”.
How are poker players and plumbers alike? They both know a flush beats a full house! This joke is truer than you might think. When Disneyland first opened its doors, things were way behind schedule. The asphalt was actually laid the morning the park opened and women’s high heels stuck in the goop all day in the blazing sun. It was an unusually hot day but Walt Disney had to choose between drinking fountains and flushing toilets, as there was not time to get both up and working with the water problems they were experiencing. Walt wisely chooses flushing toilets. The guest thought it a ruse to force them into buying expensive soft drinks.
Man: Did you hear that someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet? right now the cops have nothing to go on…. A true statement, there was a women in town that was a hoarder. She was embarrassed to let anyone into her house due to the horrible conditions of it. Eventually her toilet clogged and she literally had nothing to go one. The city was called, the house condemned and a poor Pennsylvania plumber was called to fix the mess. Call a plumber if you need to before it gets to that state.
A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, "Oh, he's a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others’ educations."
A plumber is a great profession. It takes years of experience to become a master plumber with the ability to oversee projects. While doctors may practice, plumbers have to get it right the first time!
If you are experiencing problems don’t hesitate to call a PA plumber. They have been helping people get their business and homes back in working order for generations. Remember they are #1 in the #2 business.